1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,360 Okay, boys, it's tied off now. 2 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,780 One, two, three. 3 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,420 One, 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,420 two, three. 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:18,820 Nobody knows the trouble I see. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,300 Nobody knows my sorrow. 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,160 My God, is that as heavy as it looks? 8 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,460 Huh? 9 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,340 Well, is it? 10 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:41,060 Grace, now I got a two -ton air conditioner hanging here putting anybody 11 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:42,060 walks by in danger. 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,440 Well, that's lunch. 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,520 Hey, Mac. Hey, Dan. Oh, Dan. 14 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:52,020 Cheap prosecutor's been looking for you. Oh, yeah? What does Thumbel Stillskin 15 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,020 want with me now? 16 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,980 What did you call me, Fielding? 17 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,500 Oh, why, I'm a humble citizen, of course. 18 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,000 I have something I want you to do. 19 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,640 Anything, no matter how... 20 00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:11,400 Small. Good, because this is the most menial degrading task I could find. 21 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:16,380 My niece is visiting from Indiana, and I want you to show her around tonight. 22 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:21,460 So normally I'd be enchanted, but I... Oh, too bad, Dan. Looks like you get to 23 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,460 play tour guide. 24 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,840 Yeah, to the little girl who lived in the shoe. 25 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,760 Say hello to my niece, Kitty. 26 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,150 What's the matter, Dan? 27 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,530 Kitty got your tongue? 28 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280 No, this is the courtroom. 29 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,700 Yeah, or as I like to call it, Danger Central. 30 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,680 Oh, Fielding! 31 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,720 Sire? 32 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,400 Just so you know, if you so much as lay a finger on her, I'll have you 33 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,320 practicing poop law in doggy court. 34 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,660 What are you looking at? 35 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,320 Uh, just making sure your niece has a, um, good seat, sir. 36 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,320 Drives you crazy, doesn't it? 37 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,680 So near, yet so far. 38 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,720 Wait a minute. Is that what you're up to? 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,640 You're going to taunt me, torture me, drive me crazy? 40 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,460 Call it a hobby. 41 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:59,620 Remember, one touch, and I'm cutting you off at the knees. 42 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,620 Yeah, I'd still be taller than you, you know. 43 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,020 Mr. Fielding, can I ask you a question? 44 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,360 Certainly, young lady. Anything? 45 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,540 Did you know I'm double -jointed? 46 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Really? 47 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,780 Want to see? 48 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,440 Yes. No, yes, no! 49 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:21,140 I can't! 50 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:26,320 Now look, if anything should happen between you and I, your Uncle Vincent's 51 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,020 going to find out, then I'm going to lose something that's very important to 52 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,180 Your job? 53 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,260 If I'm lucky. 54 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,460 Now why don't you just sit down and watch the big trials, okay? 55 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:40,920 I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings. 56 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,660 Mr. 57 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,380 Prosecutor! Yes, sir. Just a moment. 58 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:49,260 Just discussing dental hygiene. 59 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,300 All right, Fielding. Think of something cold. Eskimos, Huskies. 60 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:56,940 Eleanor Roosevelt. 61 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:04,140 Strike up the band, McNamara. Got a heavy metal favorite for you, sir. 62 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,500 Peeper versus Lawton. 63 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,160 Aw, leftovers again. 64 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,160 Obstructing traffic. 65 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,790 I was preparing a landing zone for the Spezoid mothership. 66 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,510 They're coming from eight million light years away. 67 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:24,350 Boy, are they going to rack up their frequent flyer miles. 68 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,550 Your Honor, defense moves for a psychiatric evaluation. 69 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:30,170 Prosecution? 70 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:38,810 Oh, Danny boy. 71 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,790 Yes, sir, just looking up something. 72 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,420 How does the prosecution feel about a psychiatric evaluation? 73 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,500 No thanks. Cold shower, I'll be fine. 74 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,840 Well, in the meantime, the court will remand the defendant to the custody of 75 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,580 Bellevue. Bull, beam him up. 76 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,500 Now look, I'm only going to say this once. 77 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,660 Please stop teasing me. 78 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,660 Oh, was I a bad kitty? 79 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,420 I should be disciplined. 80 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,810 Margaret Thatcher, Mama Cass. 81 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,730 Ernest Borgnine. 82 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:21,610 Looking for this? 83 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,610 Yes. I was keeping it warm for you. 84 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,210 Want to know how? 85 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:28,570 Please, no. 86 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:32,250 Next case, sir. Fighting in public. 87 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:34,570 Well, I... 88 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:48,200 He's a two -fisted hero of a Saturday matinee. The defender of truth. 89 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,920 The greatest lawman to ever strap on a shooting iron. I can't believe I'm 90 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,500 meeting the real Red Ranger. 91 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:59,960 Well, hey, howdy, buckaroos. Hey, howdy, Ranger. 92 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,720 He's not the Red Ranger anymore. 93 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:08,540 His name's Jeff Prescott. Now he's just a pathetic old geezer. Who the hell are 94 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:10,820 you? Whoa there, young bison. 95 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,289 I'm sorry. 96 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,550 Who the heck are you? 97 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,370 Hello. 98 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:21,870 The name's Bill Oxley, and my studio owns the character rights to the Red 99 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:26,070 Ranger. This washed -up relic just tried to start a boycott at the premiere of 100 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:27,270 the new Red Ranger movie. 101 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:30,550 Your Honor, the defendant is charged under Criminal Code 24002, and did you 102 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:31,550 I'm not wearing a bra? 103 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,040 that Mr. Fielding professes not to be a cross -dresser. 104 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,180 Your Honor, apparently the scuffle started when Mr. Oxley tried to take off 105 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,660 mask. I almost did, too. 106 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,760 Until he put that excruciating, vice -like hold on me. 107 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,500 The Red Ranger's secret gelding grip. 108 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,040 It's a manly way to seize a foe. 109 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,340 Oh, yeah, and a real icebreaker at parties. 110 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:13,980 This quarter would have barred him from appearing in public as the Red Ranger. 111 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,040 And he's breaking the law. 112 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,620 Judge, I haven't taken this mask off in 42 years. 113 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:21,440 They can't make me now, can they? 114 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:23,400 This appears to be in order. 115 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:26,560 That new Red Ranger of theirs is sick. 116 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:33,380 He shoots people in the face. He curses and he... He sleeps with women. 117 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:36,780 On my shows, I never got to woman. 118 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,940 I was happy with a horse for 25 years. 119 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:44,710 That explains the mask. 120 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:52,150 Judge, he's mocking everything that's good and decent. 121 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:57,510 Now, for the sake of all the little deputy rangers whose faces light up when 122 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:02,050 visit the hospitals and the orphanages, can't you let me keep the mask? 123 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:09,170 Well, I'd like to. You'd have my gratitude, which runs as deep as granite 124 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:10,910 wide as the Montana sky. 125 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,670 I knew you were going to say that. 126 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:21,530 Okay, tell you what I can do. Deputy Ranger Harry T. Stone will take a look 127 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:22,229 this thing. 128 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:23,230 One hour recess. 129 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:26,170 Ooh, a whole hour. 130 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:31,670 Whatever will we do four or five times in a whole hour? 131 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:37,010 I don't know about you, but I'm going to go sit in a bucket of club soda. 132 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:45,790 You know, when I was a little girl, I used to have the biggest crush on you. 133 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,090 Really, ma 'am? Yeah, I did. 134 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,510 You know, when you used to kiss your horse at the end of every show? 135 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:56,010 I used to dream that that was me. 136 00:08:58,010 --> 00:08:59,550 Oh, that's sweet. 137 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,470 Sugar cube? 138 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:16,860 And nothing will change my mind. Not even these pictures I took in the photo 139 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,060 booth in the lobby. 140 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:20,200 Oh, my God. 141 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,240 How did you get the stool that high? 142 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:29,520 And? No, no, I can't. I'll die. 143 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:35,620 I understand you need some time to think it over. 144 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:39,840 Think about shot number three. 145 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:28,470 Sir, this is everything the law library had on copyright. 146 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,110 Hey, here's a precedent. 147 00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:31,790 Zorro versus the rat people. 148 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:36,750 Nice try, Miss Sullivan. That's my film encyclopedia. 149 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:40,750 So whatever became of your sidekick, Frisky Jim? 150 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:46,450 Jumped off a balcony, owned his horse, took a saddle horn right on the noggin. 151 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:48,950 Oh, my goodness. Was he hurt? 152 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:52,010 Well, he slowed down a mite after the neurosurgery. 153 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:57,720 In the later episodes, we just sort of hitched horses to him. 154 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh, now, don't take it too hard, little buckaroos. Tell you what, why don't we 155 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,140 all recite the Red Ranger oath together? 156 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,280 Wow, could we? 157 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,220 Frankly, I don't think this is the time. 158 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:19,440 A deputy ranger says please and thank you, passes the butter without being 159 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,750 asked. And does a good deed every day. 160 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:36,130 I wonder where the bright new 161 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,390 pips are coming from. 162 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:43,110 If you're finished with your little fandango, I'd like my mask, please. Now. 163 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,370 Judge. 164 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:52,310 Ranger, I'm sorry. We checked for a precedent. We did everything we could, 165 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:56,270 it looks like you're chin deep in meadow muffins. 166 00:11:58,410 --> 00:11:59,410 I'm sorry. 167 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,830 Vaya con queso, mi compadre. 168 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:08,330 Well, there's no way I'm going to let the youngster see me disobey the law. 169 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:15,090 But do I have to take the mask off here in front of the kiddies? 170 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,110 Of course not. Bull, this way, Red Ranger. 171 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,610 I'll take you to the men's room where you can expose yourself in private. 172 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,870 Harry, get up out of your iron. My pants are soaked. 173 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:28,990 Now, don't you fret, little partner. 174 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,650 You'll outgrow that. 175 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,690 What happened to you, Dan? Did a pipe burst? 176 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,110 Damn near. 177 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,480 in five seconds? 178 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,820 No, it took me three to find my way back here. 179 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,260 Which way did he go? 180 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,560 I was afraid you'd ask me that. 181 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,580 All right, everybody, don't panic. Just continue eating in an orderly fashion. 182 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,680 What the hell's going on here? 183 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:12,820 If I can't wear my mask, I'm going to ride off into that last sunset and take 184 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,320 the Red Ranger with me. 185 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,660 No, no, you can't do that. What about your fans? 186 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,920 What are they going to say? 187 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,840 So long, chemo slabby. 188 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:32,020 Now, Red Ranger, listen to me. Not one step closer, Judge. One swipe of this 189 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:35,260 Texas toothpick and you'll be ankle deep in Red Ranger juice. 190 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,960 Why are you doing this? 191 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,740 To beat Oxley and his gang at their own game. 192 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,600 Don't you see? The bad publicity of my demise is going to stick to them 193 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,920 like flies on Flicky. 194 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:53,760 Nobody will ever look at that new Red Ranger without getting sick at the 195 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,860 of my hideous and gruesome death. 196 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,060 Wow, what a great idea. 197 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,580 Please, Red Ranger, I don't want to see you go. Not like this. 198 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,440 Well, at least I'll die with my boots on. 199 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,900 That is, unless the impact of this thing makes him squirt off my legs. 200 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,420 Wait, can't you do something, Judge? 201 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,260 He's going to ruin the movie. 202 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:24,800 Okay, Red Ranger, forget Oxley, forget your mask. Think about your fans, the 203 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,680 kids. What are they going to think when they find out that their hero turned 204 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,580 himself into Splat Masterson? 205 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,260 The kids will understand. 206 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,860 I'm doing it for them. 207 00:14:37,339 --> 00:14:39,360 Adios, muchachos. No, wait. Give me a minute. 208 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:45,200 Why? Well, because I'm going to... I'm going to... 209 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:51,940 I'm calling a tenderfoot timeout. 210 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,760 Oh, well, all right. 211 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,020 Be quick about it, though. 212 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,880 I forget. 213 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,600 What's a tenderfoot timeout? 214 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,840 Well, now, they didn't have rest stops in the old west, you see. 215 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:08,990 So a ranger can't deny the request of another ranger to kind of pull off the 216 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,490 trail and say howdy to a cactus. 217 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,790 Ouch. 218 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,110 Boy, it takes a real man to do that. 219 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,190 Yeah, that's me, Dan the Iron Man. 220 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,420 why don't you let me straighten your pleats? 221 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,600 Listen, please, why don't you just stay away from me? 222 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,640 Oh, I don't know why you're fighting it. I mean, I'm a woman and you're a man. 223 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,140 Yeah, and I would like to keep it that way. 224 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880 Martinize me, Dan. 225 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,840 Get down! He might fire again! 226 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,840 No, he's gone. The view is clear. 227 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,700 Yes, you're safe now, Kitty. I've saved your life. 228 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,040 And oh, what a close call it was. 229 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,280 But don't thank me. My job is done. 230 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,420 You'll just embarrass me. I'll go. Bye. 231 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,780 Oh, Dan! 232 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,520 So many bones. 233 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,360 So little time. 234 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,840 Vinnie, thank goodness. Come on with me. Don, what's this all about? I'll 235 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,220 explain it while you're getting undressed. 236 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:48,970 My 19th favorite show was the one where you and Prospector Bob dressed up like 237 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:51,770 dancehall girls to foil the crooked gambers. 238 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:57,250 Yeah, your Red Ranger always kept a close eye on Prospector Bob after that 239 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,250 episode. 240 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,630 Hey, Red Ranger, there's someone here I think you should meet. 241 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:03,850 What are you up to, sir? 242 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,690 Okay, you can come in now, little boy. 243 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,560 You said your fans would understand, huh? Well, I found this little cowpoke 244 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,720 there, and he has something to say to you. Well, uh, Red Ranger, hey, howdy, 245 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:24,740 little buckaroo. 246 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,140 My, you're a big boy, aren't you? 247 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,020 For God's sake, Stone. 248 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,600 Come on, Denny, there's a man's life at stake. Say something to him. 249 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,160 And are you a good little ranger? 250 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,080 Yes, I'm a good little... 251 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,560 Oh, no about that, Sonny. That face looks a night dirty. 252 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,920 It's called Five O 'Clock Shadow. 253 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:56,220 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Very funny ranger joke, Vinnie. But didn't you have 254 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,300 something else to say to the Red Ranger? 255 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,100 Don't kill yourself, because all little boys and girls like me would be 256 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,320 disappointed in you. Goodbye. 257 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,180 Wait a minute, Sonny. 258 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,540 What's this here? 259 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,560 Well, I'll be bushwhacked. 260 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,400 You've been smoking, haven't you? What's it to you? 261 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,420 Hey, those are $10 Havana's. 262 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:21,020 You're going to thank me for this, little doggie. 263 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,300 Okay, I've had it. 264 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,360 Look, you loony old buzzard. 265 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,500 I'm not a doggie, and I'm not a boy. And I'm not going to take any more of this. 266 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,940 And if you want to squash yourself, fine. 267 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,660 I can't wait to watch him scrape your brains off the floor with a penknife. 268 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:42,830 Well, I guess that pretty much blows Vinnie's Nobel Peace Prize, huh? 269 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,490 You tried to hornswoggle me, didn't you? 270 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,650 Have you forgotten Ranger Rule Number Six? 271 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,190 No speaking with a forked tongue. 272 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:56,410 Yeah, well, it happens to be superseded by Harry Stone's Rule Number One. 273 00:18:56,810 --> 00:19:00,730 Only a yellow belly tries to do himself in when the going gets tough. 274 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:04,210 You can't use that tone with me. Why not? 275 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,110 I'm the Red Ranger. 276 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,640 No, you're not the Red Ranger. 277 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:15,640 You are Jeff Prescott, an actor who plays the part of the Red Ranger. Don't 278 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 see what's happening? 279 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,940 You're getting yourself confused with the character you play. 280 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,880 It wasn't a mask that inspired kids to grow up and know right from wrong. 281 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,640 It was you. 282 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:34,260 You taught us all to be faithful and loyal and caring and to try to make the 283 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,320 world a better place. 284 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,010 And for that, you should be proud. 285 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:44,910 But you should also feel responsible, especially to the kids. They still need 286 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:46,190 someone to look up to. 287 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,590 They don't need the Red Ranger. 288 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,910 They need the man behind the mask. 289 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,230 He always this long -winded? 290 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,990 Well, 291 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,610 thank you, fellow deputies. 292 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:07,890 I don't know. 293 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,270 Maybe I am living 30 years in the past. 294 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:16,050 I violated the most sacred ranger rule of all. 295 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,670 You married a buffalo? 296 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,430 No. 297 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:30,070 The most sacred rule is to always think of the other fella first. 298 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,810 I've just been thinking to myself. 299 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,320 Instead of the little kiddies. 300 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,180 I think maybe it is time I took this mask off. 301 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,719 Don't bother. 302 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,700 I just got off the phone with the theater. We're pulling the plug. 303 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,420 Movie bombed. 304 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,840 Oh, ain't that a shame. 305 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,840 They actually burned the screen. 306 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,260 What about your new Red Ranger? 307 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,700 He resigned on the way to the hospital. 308 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 The hospital? 309 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,780 Yeah, they... They juju beat him. 310 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,420 You must be thrilled. 311 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,060 Oh, no, my domed friend. 312 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,620 A ranger never rejoices in the misfortune of others. 313 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:31,590 Well, maybe just once. 314 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,570 He's got a gun! Please, Billy! 315 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,230 Please, not too cute to die. 316 00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,130 Get up. You can grovel later. 317 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,810 Kitty wanted to say goodbye. 318 00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:51,070 Oh. 319 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:56,070 Going back to Indiana, ma 'am? Yes, right after we go shopping. 320 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,990 All this time in New York. 321 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,550 Not a thing to wear. 322 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,690 Wellchop, want to join us for a test, really? 323 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,510 No can do, sir. I'm still checking for that water leak. I just fired off the 324 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:43,930 generator. I'm putting 680 pounds of compressed air into all the fire hoses.